Was just on the Star Trek Online game and got a perfect troll on someone. To set it up...There's an artifact hunt mini-game kinda like Archeology in WoW, works about the same, you 'scan' and it points in a direction.
Jeffrey: Its been a while. How do I find the artifacts?
Dracounguis: look for them
Jeffrey: LOL, what am I looking for?
Dracounguis: artifacts
Sabina Daystrom: Drac, you sage.